Our sources reported that Palomedes, otherwise known as the SodaPop kid, was involved in an incident at the Bayside Tearoom, south of the town. It’s said that “ole Sodapop” poked his tongue out at the owner of the business when asked to sit at an outside table. The owner, Snakebite, said: “He often comes in for his bottles of soda pop but had a problem with flatulence. It puts people off their cheese on toast!”
According to Snakebite, he passed the matter to the Community Managers as well as to an entity unknown to Somnium Times, which he claims is called the Field Area Resources Team or F.A.R.T.
We will bring you more as the story develops.
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